teacher: you are taking a test why do i hear talking
me: because u have ears
*high-fives the person next to me and double backflips out of the room onto a motorcycle with lady gaga's head on it and drives off into the sunset screaming yolo"
vickibaybeee: I hate hate hate when girls fake a high pitched or cute voice and slow it down on purpose, like.. you can tell just by listening to them. NO bitch you don’t sound cute you only sound like you are retarded and it sounds like you are questioning everything. it’s annoying as fuckkk.